Spa II
She came back. *Clunk* the machine turned on. Turns out it was just a light. With a wet cloth, she blind-folded me. I didn't mind. The liht from the machine would have hurt my eyes anyways. Then, it began. Torment, agony, torture. Have you ever had a porcupine thrown in your face? Neither have I. (If you said yes, well I am VERY sorry to hear that. I hope the porcupine was ok.)I felt as if she was jabbing a blunt needle into my forehead. After a couple of attempts, she warned me, "This might hurt a bit. I'm taking the bad stuff out of your skin to make your skin smooth again." Take the bad stuff out. Sounds like something out of a kids movie. Bad stuff go out, in comes the good. I felt like a pin cushion. Another thing that annoyed me is how she went ahead and began the operation, THEN told me it would hurt. I ALREADY KNOW IT HURTS AFTER YOU JABBED ME IN THE FOREHEAD DOC.
(On a sidenote, this seems to be what a lot of girls like to do: Do something purposefully hurtful to someone, then apologize right after and expect everything to be ok. "I mean I already apologized, what more do you want me to do?" How about...DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Picture this: If I shot you in the leg and apologized for doing so, would you forgive me? Then again, why would I shoot you in the leg for no reason? I WOULDN'T. But you get the picture. OFC this doesn't just apply to girls, guys do it too. We just generally don't really apologize after..)
The excrutiating pain continued. After what felt like an eternity of tense facial muscles and clutched fists, I thought it was finally over. Then the needle digged into my chin. Sometime between the transition from forehead to chin, she told me to open my eyes and look. "You see? This is what was in your skin." Tiny round shards of unknown substance laid on a cloth she was using to clean the needle with. Ofc, I also caught a glipse at the needle. Reminded me of going to the dentist except she was operating on my face and on my teeth. In face, this whole experience reminds me of a horror movie scene where the victim wakes up on a surgery table as the bright flourecent lights come on and the mad scientists craclkes as he prepares to operate on the helpless victim. My situation was only SLIGHTLY less dramatic.
After some more transitions from forehead to chin, to nose to cheek to temple and back to forehead, it was finally over. The battle was over but the war continued. "I'm going to sanitize your face with infrared light now. This might sting a bit." BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I thought she took out a beehive. The Buzzing sound from what she was using reminded me of my nights in China where pesky mosquitos flew around you constantly. Those buzzing were usually followed by a large *PA* as I clap my hands around the pesky creature and relieve myself of its annoyance. I always found that to be very satisfying. However, I certainly don't think getting up and smacking Dr. P in the face would bring me the same satisfaction. I opened my eyes to see what sort of contraption she was using on my face. It was a clear metalic tube that was smooth to the skin. The moment the tool touched the skin, red light emits from the tube. I thought it was blood at first. Then I realize there was no way she could suck so much blood out of my face. She wasn't a mosquitoe now was she? (see what I did there?)
I had a feeling this experience was dragging on too long for me as it was for Dr. P. Why do i say so? Well nearing the end of my electricution session she was just slapping the tool on my forehead as if playing whack-a-mole. I hope she enjoyed her game upon the remains of my pimples.
After the jabbing and electricution ended, could feel the sweat building up under my clothing. My face was sore from all the tension and my body was giving out under the torture. Luckily, the last part of the facial involved putting what I assume was a mask on my face. I felt the cool mud-like substance rub onto my tense face. Very cool to the skin and gave me a minty feel. My consciousness gave out as I fell into a well deserved slumber. By the time I awoke, she had already cleaned the mud off my face and told me I was allowed to leave and she left the room. As I left, I felt faint. Perhaps still sleepy. The pimples were gone. All that was left were painful memories.
*AGAIN> Fictional account of the spa experience. It wasn't THAT BAD. I HIGHLY RECCOMEND A FACIAL TO WHO EVER IS READING THIS. Especially if you've never had one. IT'S SUPER RELAXING.*

















